Michael Scott: “It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the…”

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It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.

Michael Scott in “Heavy Competition” · Season 5, episode 22 · Line 29431

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