Dwight Schrute: “Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own…”

Dwight

Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.

Dwight Schrute in “Office Olympics” · Season 2, episode 3 · Line 2942

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