Dwight Schrute: “A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were…”

Dwight

A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.

Dwight Schrute in “Office Olympics” · Season 2, episode 3 · Line 2873

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