Michael Scott: “Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink…”

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Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.

Michael Scott in “Two Weeks” · Season 5, episode 19 · Line 28494

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