"Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch…" - Michael Scott | "Two Weeks" (The Office S5 E19)

Michael

Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.

Michael Scott in “Two Weeks” · Season 5, episode 19 · Quote 28494

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