Michael Scott: “Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. Relationships, we don't need no…”

Michael

Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. Relationships, we don't need no stinking relationships. I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story, and then get past it, just blow through it, yeah? Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly, yeah?

Michael Scott in “Blood Drive” · Season 5, episode 16 · Line 27696

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