Dwight Schrute: “I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up…”

Dwight

I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

Dwight Schrute in “Blood Drive” · Season 5, episode 16 · Line 27633

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