Dwight Schrute: “Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never…”

Dwight

Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.

Dwight Schrute in “Lecture Circuit (Part 2)” · Season 5, episode 15 · Line 27505

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