Michael Scott: “It's not! It's not offensive during a roast! Anything goes! I want you guys to really get crackin…”

Michael

It's not! It's not offensive during a roast! Anything goes! I want you guys to really get crackin on this. I want you to take me down. Don't hold back. I want you to really make fun of anything about me. It could be my race, could be the fact that I'm so fit, or I'm a womanizer... fair game. Whatever. I don't want to write your stuff for you, but I just want it to be good.

Michael Scott in “Stress Relief” · Season 5, episode 13 · Line 26977

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