Dwight Schrute: “Wait, Jim, no! Don't drink directly from the can. Okay, I'm serious. It's all over the Internet…”

Dwight

Wait, Jim, no! Don't drink directly from the can. Okay, I'm serious. It's all over the Internet. They use the same shipping company as a rat poison, and it gets on the can. Well, you're an idiot.

Dwight Schrute in “Sexual Harassment” · Season 2, episode 2 · Line 2691

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