Dwight Schrute: “Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise…”

Dwight

Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise. Now, take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign this, okay? Make a line. Just form a line right here. Sign it! Sign it now!

Dwight Schrute in “Stress Relief” · Season 5, episode 13 · Line 26906

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