Michael Scott: “This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda…”

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This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda. Call it a one of everything.

Michael Scott in “Moroccan Christmas” · Season 5, episode 10 · Line 25899

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