Dwight Schrute: “I am simply punishing those parents that would wait till the last minute to get their child a gift…”

Dwight

I am simply punishing those parents that would wait till the last minute to get their child a gift. And such a genetically improbable one. Look at that. How does that happen? King has sex with a unicorn? Man with a horn has sex with a royal horse?

Dwight Schrute in “Moroccan Christmas” · Season 5, episode 10 · Line 25894

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