Dwight Schrute: “What do I do with my bonus check? Simple. Purchase paper from myself. Boosts my sales, which boosts…”

Dwight

What do I do with my bonus check? Simple. Purchase paper from myself. Boosts my sales, which boosts my bonus. Last year I bought even more paper to make this year's bonus even bigger. Eventually, I'll get a bonus so big I can retire on it. And I'll use the paper to write my memoirs.

Dwight Schrute in “Customer Survey” · Season 5, episode 6 · Line 24892

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