Dwight Schrute: “Jan had the baby and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except…”

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Jan had the baby and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.

Dwight Schrute in “Baby Shower” · Season 5, episode 3 · Line 23565

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