Dwight Schrute: “This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get…”

Dwight

This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction. Uhhhhh Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.

Dwight Schrute in “Weight Loss” · Season 5, episode 1 · Line 22915

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