Dwight Schrute: “Will you please? Make a sandwich. Now, according to my sources, you have an issue with the new H.R…”

Dwight

Will you please? Make a sandwich. Now, according to my sources, you have an issue with the new H.R. woman. Well, so do I. And so does our secret benefactor. That's too much peanut butter. What I propose is a good old-fashioned hazing, and I need your help. If you choose to accept this mission...Wipe the knife off before you stick it in the jelly. Have you ever made a sandwich before? Dammit, Meredith!

Dwight Schrute in “Goodbye, Toby” · Season 4, episode 14 · Line 22533

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