Dwight Schrute: “Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a…”

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Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.

Dwight Schrute in “The Dundies” · Season 2, episode 1 · Line 2223

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