Dwight Schrute: “Well, here are your options: you can sell it for parts, drive it off a cliff... you can donate it…”

Dwight

Well, here are your options: you can sell it for parts, drive it off a cliff... you can donate it to a person that you'd like to see die in a car crash, or, you can sell it to me, and I'll use it as I would a wagon on my farm. It will be towed by a donkey.

Dwight Schrute in “Did I Stutter?” · Season 4, episode 12 · Line 21539

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