Michael Scott: “Utica is snoozeville, um, Albany are the prepsters, Nashua, no parking, um, Akron is haunted…”

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Utica is snoozeville, um, Albany are the prepsters, Nashua, no parking, um, Akron is haunted, Camden... is in a basement, Yonkers has the two hot girls, and here in Scranton, we are the cool guys.

Michael Scott in “Branch Wars” · Season 4, episode 6 · Line 19863

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