Dwight Schrute: “Excuse me I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with…”

Dwight

Excuse me I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with peacons, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!

Dwight Schrute in “Dunder Mifflin Infinity” · Season 4, episode 2 · Line 18061

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