Dwight Schrute: “Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what; I bet…”

Dwight

Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what; I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workers comp.

Dwight Schrute in “Fun Run” · Season 4, episode 1 · Line 17054

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