Dwight

The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

Dwight Schrute in “Hot Girl” · Season 1, episode 6 · Quote 1632

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