Michael

OK, no catfights. Please. Let's - my point is... my point is... a penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.

Michael Scott in “Women's Appreciation” · Season 3, episode 21 · Quote 15847

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