Dwight Schrute: “Hello, CNN? I need to speak to your Scranton-area bureau chief? All right, then the bureau chief…”
Dwight
Hello, CNN? I need to speak to your Scranton-area bureau chief? All right, then the bureau chief for the Greater Wilkes-Barre area? How about, ah, Lackawanna County. Okay, Northeastern Pennsylvania then. This is extremely urgent! No... you put