Michael Scott: “And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets…”

Michael

And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets this unfortunate incident. And, as a gesture of gratitude, for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check, for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first.

Michael Scott in “Product Recall” · Season 3, episode 20 · Line 15474

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