Dwight Schrute: “The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the…”

Dwight

The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.

Dwight Schrute in “Phyllis' Wedding” · Season 3, episode 15 · Line 13852

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