Michael Scott: “Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. So get your suits to the…”

Michael

Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. So get your suits to the dry cleaner and get your hair did. And Karen, um, you might want to invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta.

Michael Scott in “Ben Franklin” · Season 3, episode 14 · Line 13591

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