Dwight Schrute: “Here is my card. It's got my Cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager…”

Dwight

Here is my card. It's got my Cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don't celebrate any major holidays.

Dwight Schrute in “Traveling Salesmen” · Season 3, episode 12 · Line 13272

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