Dwight Schrute: “Spiderman, Peter Parker, would not reveal his love for Mary Jane for fear that she might be…”
Dwight
Spiderman, Peter Parker, would not reveal his love for Mary Jane for fear that she might be captured and harmed by the Green Goblin. Now, if Michael had studied the Spidey principles that I'd drawn up for him, Jan's boobs might not be all over the Internet.