Dwight Schrute: “While you were gone, Jim glued my desk drawers together. He changed my voicemail so that my voice…”

Dwight

While you were gone, Jim glued my desk drawers together. He changed my voicemail so that my voice sounded like a chipmunk. He told me that we had a meeting at 4:00 AM, and I was the only one who showed up.

Dwight Schrute in “Back from Vacation” · Season 3, episode 11 · Line 12997

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