Michael Scott: “Hey, Mister tally man, tally me banana, six hand, seven hand, eight hand, BRUNCH! So delicious…”

Michael

Hey, Mister tally man, tally me banana, six hand, seven hand, eight hand, BRUNCH! So delicious. Dinner, too. And every morning I would watch the sunrise and I would eat a mango. That is how I want to feel all the time. It's called island living. You know, how they say take a chill pill? In Jamaica, I took one. Guy on the beach sold it to me for $40. And after I finished vomiting, I was more relaxed than I ever have been. Lost six pounds, too. That's how I want every day to be.

Michael Scott in “Back from Vacation” · Season 3, episode 11 · Line 12991

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