Michael Scott: “Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! All right, hey, hey, hey…”

Michael

Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!

Michael Scott in “The Convict” · Season 3, episode 9 · Line 12191

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