Michael Scott: “Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a…”

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Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?

Michael Scott in “The Alliance” · Season 1, episode 4 · Line 1212

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