Michael Scott: “Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from 'Look Who's Talking.' What am I thinking?…”

Michael

Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from 'Look Who's Talking.' What am I thinking? Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler!? I don't even know, I'm a baby! Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.

Michael Scott in “The Convict” · Season 3, episode 9 · Line 12046

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