Dwight

Let's just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake.

Dwight Schrute in “The Merger” · Season 3, episode 8 · Quote 11476

Send it to someone

Paste the link into Messages, Slack or anywhere else and it arrives like this.

thedundies.com

Filter by character

Keep reading

• All Dwight Schrute quotes
• Every quote from “The Merger”
• Season 3 quotes