Dwight Schrute: “Pssh, stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I can become you like that. But no one can…”

Dwight

Pssh, stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I can become you like that. But no one can become me.

Dwight Schrute in “The Alliance” · Season 1, episode 4 · Line 1137

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