Roy Anderson Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Warehouse worker and Pam's ex-fiance.

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1. You gotta drink on that one. Too bad.

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2. You ready?

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3. Why?

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4. I don't understand.

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5. Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.

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6. No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?

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7. You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.

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8. So, we're cool, right?

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9. All right.

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10. Sweet.

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11. Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.

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12. I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like 'When are we going to go on a date-date?'

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13. Like next to no benefits.

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14. Exactly.

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15. That's what I'm talking about.

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16. Absolutely.

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17. In my truck.

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18. Bushmaster's hard to beat for long distance. It's a great point.

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19. Really?

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20. How's that union stuff coming?

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21. Yeah.

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22. Okay.

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23. Hey babe.

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24. You almost ready to go?

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25. What's wrong?

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26. What, you're mad at me?

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27. Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life.

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28. Pam! Pam! I love this guy! Come on!

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29. You think you can beat up Darryl?

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30. I think you might be able to.

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31. So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.

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32. Yeah! That's great.

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33. She took you down, huh?

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34. Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.

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35. Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?

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36. Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.

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37. Sweet. All right.

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38. Sorry, babe. I am just beat.

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39. Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?

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40. If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?

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41. See you.

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42. Chicken or fish?

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43. So you havin' a good day?

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44. Good, glad. OK.

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45. After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest. I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.

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46. Hey.

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47. You look nice.

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48. Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam. There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.

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49. There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the 'grief counseling' session.

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50. How are you likin' the new car?

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51. Yeah? Sure is small. Got airbags?

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52. Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you? Yeah.

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53. Hey there.

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54. So how's your day going?

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55. That sucks. You guys got it much harder up here.

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56. Cool, all right.

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57. Hey, my cousin Billy, they just had the twins.

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58. Yeah.

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59. Yeah, I know. I guess they couldn't wait. I'll bring in a picture if you...

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60. Sure.

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61. Yeah?

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62. No problem.

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63. I don't know. Who's... uh, who's going?

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64. What does that mean?

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65. I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, 'You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)'? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.

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66. Crazy day, huh?

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67. Yeah, man! I'm uh... I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here.

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68. So I only use three?

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69. OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?

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70. OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?

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71. Hey. All right, I'll see you guys later.

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72. Which one is she?

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73. You don't know?

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74. He's in the office.

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75. Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done.

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76. That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!

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77. Hey, remember when we were planning our honeymoon and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?

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78. I was definitely right. Oh, brother.

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79. What's the problem?

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80. Let me see this. Looks good to me.

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81. I'm not really into strippers. You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy. The art.

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82. Hey.

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83. I know I normally don't notice these kind of things but uh... This wedding's really nice! I mean, the flowers and stuff? Phyllis has got some great taste.

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84. I know you're probably not going to remember this, right? But um... Those color roses? I got you those color roses for our prom.

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85. I uh guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning.

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86. Sorry about that.

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87. You think this sucks for you? I was the one who actually wanted to get married.

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88. Hey, they're playing our song.

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89. I know. Uh... I gave them twenty bucks. You want to dance?

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90. Hey, want to get out of here?

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91. I can't for your art show tonight.

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92. I-I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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93. Love ya.

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94. Good. Alright I brought my brother, huh?

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95. How 'bout this, huh? I show up with my brother, and, no one from work is here? That's... pretty cool, huh?

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96. It's cool if I go, right? I mean, I looked at all of them.

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97. To my place?

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98. Your art.. was the prettiest art of... all art.

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99. I can't. My brother, he just unloaded the jet ski's and kinda took a bath, so... we're going to go get hammered.

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100. Ok.

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