Roy Anderson Quotes from The Office

Warehouse worker and Pam's ex-fiance.

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1. Hey, man.

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2. Hey, baby.

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3. No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.

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4. It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.

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5. Just tell her I'll talk to her later.

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6. What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?

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7. An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?

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8. Come on.

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9. Yeah, you too. Should be fun.

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10. Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.

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11. That's what I'm talking about.

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12. OK.

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13. All right, let's go.

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14. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.

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15. What the hell man?

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16. No, you take it easy.

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17. No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.

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18. Hey baby.

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19. Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.

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20. Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.

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21. What? Iverson's not fat.

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22. Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?

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23. Why don't you get on that?

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24. What are you gay?

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25. That's disgusting.

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26. Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.

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27. Engaged, yeah.

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28. What's up?

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29. Are you still mad at me?

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30. Come on

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31. Come on, you mad at me?

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32. Are you still mad at me now?

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33. Are you mad at me now?

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34. Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.

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35. I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...

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36. Yes.

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37. Ah, w-we'll see you next year.

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38. Yeah, let's get out of here.

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39. ...talking about? He's a jackass every year.

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40. Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.

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41. Pam. Go.

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42. Well. You're not goona get longest engagement, man, 'cause we got that locked up.

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43. Boys R Us!

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44. Hey, hey, hey.

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45. So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.

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46. You look like you feel bad.

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47. Little package!

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48. You look good.

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49. Natural redhead.

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50. That's her?

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51. No!

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52. At the party?

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53. How are ya?

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54. You look great!

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55. Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?

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56. All right, I'll see ya.

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57. Hey! Guys, what's going on?

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58. What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?

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59. The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.

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60. Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?

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61. Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.

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62. You're all gay.

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63. You're joking right?

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64. Hey babe. Hey, how are you!?

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65. You look good.

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66. Hey, um, I was wondering if it'd be ok if I go to Lonny's poker game tonight. I promise, it'll be like the last time for a while.

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67. Oh, man. Um, could you go without me? Make something up, say I like, ate something, or...

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68. Huh, huh? You're the best. You're the best!

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69. Ok, don't wake me up cause I'm playing ball in the morning.

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70. Alright, bye.

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71. This is awesome.

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72. Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.

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73. I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.

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74. I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.

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75. It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.

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76. Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.

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77. Oh, no. That is not worth it.

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78. Never.

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79. Yeah.

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80. No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!

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81. Where did you go to school?

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82. Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?

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83. I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!

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84. Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!

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85. Come on!

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86. I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! Darryl! Darryl!

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87. When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?

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88. Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!

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89. No, it was Captain Jack.

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90. Yeah!

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91. Yes, I have.

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92. Should have done it a long time ago.

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93. I do what's right whenever I figure it out. I love you, babe.

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94. Come on.

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95. We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.

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96. Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.

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97. No.

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98. I think he's dancing.

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99. Nope.

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100. You mean the thing?

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