Pete Miller Quotes from The Office

Customer service rep, also known as Plop.

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1. That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?

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2. That, is awesome!

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3. Oh yeah.

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4. I think this is better.

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5. This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun!

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6. Nice to see you again, Pam.

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7. Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?

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8. Hey, just having fun Jimmy.

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9. Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right?

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10. Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?

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11. The point is Pam, is there are jobs-

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12. And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, but you don't see me try to get on the Mets.

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13. I'm just calling it like I see it.

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14. It was Pam's idea. Pam was the mastermind.

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15. That was killer. I was so close to blowing it.

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16. Alright, so I'll be like, 'You're so sweet guys and so kind'.

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17. Like, 'What? What?'. And then we'll just give him a little punch in the back and--

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18. You know what? Never too married for a noogie.

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19. Smoking.

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20. A little mo' cardio.

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21. Douche.

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22. No thank you. My name's Pete.

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23. Pete!

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24. What? Why?

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25. No I'm not.

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26. Sure, boxing, tennis.

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27. NASCAR. The Amazing Race.

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28. You mean horses?

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29. Ah, I like the Red Sox. I'm from Vermont.

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30. I don't want it, really.

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31. I want to start my own business. I want to be a millionaire. Lots of things. Travel, make the world a better place, earn an MBA at night.

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32. Well, I'm still just fitting in here, you know? Getting used to the new job. But, definitely on the agenda. But that is a good idea, Angela. I should make a list.

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33. Why are you getting rid of it?

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34. Your husband?

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35. Really? I got something?

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36. Yay, another person yelling at me.

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37. That's really nice.

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38. It's open.

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39. OK.

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40. Uh, is it Duncan?

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41. No, Clark's not my friend. He is the douche that sits next to me at the office. My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob. But, you don't know them.

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42. Seems unnecessary for an audition.

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43. That Clark, huh? Errr Ca!

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44. Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.

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45. Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.

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46. The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.

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47. Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host... he's already doing camera.

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48. Someone who's already got rapport with Erin, maybe. I don't know.

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49. Sorry, man. Andy though Erin needed a co-anchor. I'm his makeup guy. My hands are tied.

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50. Yeah, whatever you say, boss.

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51. Yeah we noticed early on, Andy really appreciates enthusiasm.

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52. Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point.

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53. Hey Erin!

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54. Oh'okay. Sorry.

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55. Fonas chek!

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56. Oh sorry! Sorry.

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57. I don't think that's Nelly.

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58. I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.

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59. What?

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60. Fax?

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61. Cool. He's like 40 though, right?

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62. Awesome. Have fun.

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63. Hey. She's back.

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64. Yeah, no problem. How was it?

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65. Hey, some buddies of mine are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.

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66. Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.

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67. Yeah, he is.

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68. Ok.

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69. Yeah.

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70. Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.

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71. Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.

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72. [sound effect of throwing ball]

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73. Erin, did this call...

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74. What?

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75. Oh, I'm sorry. It's for the thing.

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76. Wow.

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77. Uh-huh.

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78. Yeah.

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79. One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information's already on the computer, so....why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to 'chillax,' and then went away on a big, long boat ride. So here we are. Don't give me a pointless office chore, because I will build a little paper house. Fight the power.

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80. That's the idea.

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81. Well, I've gotta build a wider base first before I can go higher.

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82. Will do.

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83. Kevin, I can hear you.

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84. This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote 'sausage factory.'

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85. All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.

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86. All right.

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87. There we go.

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88. Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having sex.

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89. There you go.

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90. Hey, hey, hey, it's just a mistake. Just a mistake. That's what this tower's all about -- mistakes. Okay, if you're afraid of screwing up, the tower's not for you. Show of hands --- who here has never had a complaint? That's right. Nobody. See that? Nobody. Okay? Let's get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?

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91. There we go. All right, let's do it.

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92. All right. Check it out.

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93. Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!

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94. Can you hand me a card?

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95. What?

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96. Did she buy it?

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97. See ya later, Heymont.

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98. Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...

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99. For insulting a client's recently deceased mother.

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100. Well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life.

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