Charles Miner Quotes from The Office

VP of Northeast sales who was not amused.

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1. Yeah, I'm Charles Miner, here to see Michael Scott.

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2. I-I was-

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3. Thank you.

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4. Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

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5. Uh.

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6. Your name is Jim?

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7. Hey, I come from accounting, too.

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8. Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you.

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9. You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.

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10. How about I just say hi to everyone at one time?

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11. Thank you, Michael. Thank you for the C-shaped bagels.

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12. That's great.

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13. Hey, you know we're in tough times and we're not immune to this economy.

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14. But the goal is to, you know, fight our way through this.

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15. Uh, hold on, Michael, thank you. Uh, Stanley, you know, we can't make any promises, but we'll try everything in our power to avoid that.

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16. Sp-Well, um, Michael should have filled you in last week.

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17. You didn't tell them.

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18. Yeah, I will. What I told Michael last week-

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19. Is that we are cutting three percent across the board, which means we will no longer be matching 401k contributions. All overtime requests will need to come through the corporate office.

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20. It is official. It is official. And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches to consider a freeze on discretionary spending.

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21. No, no, not salaries. Petty cash, supplies, and uh, you know, parties.

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22. Michael, I'm going to stay for the day.

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23. No, it's a little bit more than that. I'm going to set up in here, ok?

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24. No.

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25. Saticoy Steel.

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26. No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.

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27. No.

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28. Yeah, he knows. He just wants a good manager.

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29. And what is that?

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30. That's not how I plan on doing things.

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31. I'll tell David what he needs to know. Sorry. David wants it this way.

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32. Ok.

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33. Charles Miner. Hello? Hello, who is this? Who is this?

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34. Oh, uh, Pam? Hey everyone, lunch is on me today.

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35. It's no big deal.

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36. You still have that option.

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37. I do this for every branch I go to. If you do not like it, then I think there are some bagels left over from this morning.

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38. Uh, no, sorry, Michael. No, Kevin, right? We're going to need you to do that during office hours.

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39. Ok.

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40. That's not the way it's gonna work.

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41. No, it is not.

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42. Ok, so we're on the same page, great.

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43. Ok, Michael, what are you doing?

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44. No, seriously.

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45. How old are you?

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46. Five years old?

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47. I will walk away.

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48. What exactly is the PPC?

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49. Excuse me, guys. What's going on in here?

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50. This doesn't seem like a good way to spend company time.

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51. Whatcha got, Jim?... What is a two-way petting zoo?

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52. This isn't a good use of company time, Michael.

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53. Everyone, except for Michael, go back to your desks.

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54. Thank you very much.

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55. Ok, Michael, I'm dissolving this committee.

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56. Yeah, I mean, come on. This is a work place. It isn't designed for your vanity.

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57. I don't know if I have hurt your feelings or you do not disagree with my methods, but it is over.

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58. Come in.

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59. Hey.

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60. Number two?

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61. Oh, I didn't know that position existed.

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62. So you're the assistant to the regional manager?

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63. Any responsibilities come with it?

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64. So you keep this made up position? It's important to you?

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65. Yeah, would you, uh?

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66. Ok. Nice meeting everyone. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

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67. Uh, I need you to go over this client list and indicate any wrong or false data.

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68. Okay.

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69. For regional manager I've decided to go with an outside hire. For obvious reasons.

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70. Jim.

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71. what are you doing?

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72. Okay, Michael handed in his 2-week notice, did you also hand in your 2-week?

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73. Okay. After you.

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74. Okay.

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75. You know, you can run this stuff by Toby.

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76. Come in...

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77. Did Michael just let anybody in his office?

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78. I am aware of the effect I have on woman.

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79. Hey Hank, You ready?

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80. Okay, Michael?

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81. I can't pretend I haven't seen that. So I am going e to ask you to stand up, walk out. And you can't take anything.

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82. not if you're starting your own paper company, Michael. Hank...

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83. No, no no no. You're done, Michael.

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84. Hey, did anyone see the client list that Michael was supposed to be working on.

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85. Okay, let me know if you find it.

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86. Michael get up!

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87. Michael, what are you doing?

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88. Hank? No, I don't need Hank Michael.

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89. So, we had a personnel change today. Shouldn't effect our day to day. But, until we get a new receptionist I want Kevin on the phones.

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90. Also, there has been too much wasted time. So Stanley.

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91. Yeah, I want you to be on top of that okay? I want you to be my productivity czar. Okay, good. Uh, okay that it on my list. So uh, you know, no excuses guys. Lets get going okay?

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92. Just want to fill you in on a few details. As you know, I will be running the branch while we search for Michael's replacement. So please feel free to come to me with any questions or concerns. Yeah.

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93. Eh, uh, in a hotel.

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94. Actually, I meant questions more about the day-to-day operations of the company. Kay. Yeah.

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95. Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts. Okay, guys? Thank you. So, umm...

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96. Okay, Jim Halpert. I need your eyes up front.

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97. No. Hey, hey. I just want to hear 'yes'.

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98. Good. As I was saying...

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99. You a soccer fan?

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100. Well, that makes two of us.

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