Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 30, 2008.
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24470
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Michael
Say what you said.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24471
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Holly
No, Michael. I don't....I'm gonna puke!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24472
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Michael
I'll save you! I'm Superman! Scooperman!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24473
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Holly
Darryl didn't want any?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24474
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Michael
I didn't ask.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24475
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Michael
We want the same things.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24476
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Holly
I know, but from seven hours away.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24477
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Michael
That is a lucky number. Seven. 7-Up. Seven dwarfs.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24478
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Holly
Michael....
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24479
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Michael
Seven deadly sins. It's a sign.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24480
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Darryl
Hey, y'all wanna hear some loud music or something?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24481
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Holly
I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24482
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Darryl
Hey, look, Pennsylvania license plate! That's crazy! All the way out here! Who can name all the states?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24483
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Michael
Oh, it's really cold here.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24484
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Holly
Oh, it's just later.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24485
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24486
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Darryl
Here we go.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24487
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Michael
Can we have another? I think I blinked.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24488
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Holly
This is me here.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24489
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Michael
Oh, you have your own entrance. That's nice.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24490
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Darryl
Stairs. Oh, man....
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24491
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Angela
He's just trying to push your buttons.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24492
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Andy
I don't care, so it doesn't matter.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24493
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Angela
Great, then it doesn't matter.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24494
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Andy
You don't think he could get in, though....right? I mean, I don't care, but I just don't see how he could. I doubt he could get in.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24495
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Angela
He is fiercely intelligent.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24496
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Andy
I don't care either way, so....shut up.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24497
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Angela
He's just....
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24498
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Andy
Don't tell me to calm down, Dad! Don't do that! Oh, God, of all people, I thought you would understand. You're an alum. This guy, he's....he's poking the bear! Yeah, okay, I'll see you at Thanksgiving. Hi to Mom. Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24499
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Angela
Why are you doing this to Andy?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24500
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Dwight
You once told me that Andy and I had different strengths. Well, he can't do what I can do. I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24501
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Angela
Even if you do somehow get in, that's not going to make me leave Andy.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24502
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Dwight
No, but it'll make you respect him less.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24503
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Angela
Yes, that's true.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24504