Every line from The Office season 5, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 30, 2008.
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Holly
Well, I just want to say goodbye.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24370
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24371
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Holly
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24372
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Oscar
Bye.
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Kevin
Well, Hol, this is it.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24374
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Holly
Yeah, okay.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24375
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Kevin
[outstretches arms for a hug, Holly reluctantly complies]
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24376
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Kevin
[whispers in Holly's ear, Holly reacts with horrified look]
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24377
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Holly
Um, yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24378
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Kevin
Yeah, but you have to admit it would be wild.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24379
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Kelly
So, you're dumping Michael? Smart.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24380
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Holly
No, we're gonna do the long-distance thing.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24381
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Kelly
Oh! You guys are gonna keep dating? That's so romantic!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24382
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Holly
Yeah, thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24383
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Phyllis
I almost quit my job so I could be closer to Bob, and we're in the same building.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24384
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Holly
Oh, well....look, we could always call, or email, or write. I should get all your email addresses.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24385
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Angela
Yes, we'll email you, and then you'll have our addresses.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24386
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Holly
It's a little sad. Michael and I just started dating. He wants me to stay and get a job around here as a baker. Or a baker's helper.
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Michael
This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome. I've decided that on my drives to Nashua, I am going to learn French, the language of love. And on my drives back, I am going to learn Spanish; what the cleaning crew speaks.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24388
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Darryl
I'm driving them up for five times what I would've made at work. I thought I made a good deal. Then I realized I'm gonna be trapped in a truck with Mike all day.
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Michael
Okay, am I grabbing this one?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24390
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Holly
No, that's not what you're grabbing.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24391
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Michael
[laughs]
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24392
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Holly
Put....okay....
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Darryl
Hey, y'all are not gonna be playing these little private games all the way.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24394
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Holly
Sorry, Darryl.
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Darryl
It's like Driving Miss Daisy, you know?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24396
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Holly
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24397
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Darryl
You gotta include me in the conversation.
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Michael
Fair enough.
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Darryl
If you don't mind.
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Michael
Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the 'hood?
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Darryl
I got a game. Cow surfing.
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Michael
Cow surfing?
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Darryl
Spot a cow, last person to say 'Jackson Five' has to get on its back and ride it.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24404
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Michael
Really?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24405
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Holly
Were there even cows where you grew up?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24406
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Darryl
Everybody got a government cow.
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Michael
Cow surfing. Okay, here we go, there's a cow.
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Holly & Darryl
Jackson Five!
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Michael
Oh, shoot! Okay. All right. All right. Pull it over. Here we go.
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Darryl
Here we go. Go get him, Mike!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24411
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Michael
I'm gonna do it.
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Holly
No, Michael. It's not a real game.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24413
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Darryl
Then why did you say 'Jackson Five?'
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Michael
The man has a point.
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Holly
Darryl....
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Darryl
All right, I made it up.
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Michael
What? Why?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24418
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Darryl
Because I wanted you to like me.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24419
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Michael
I do! Hey, come on!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24420
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Darryl
Okay.
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Michael
Jackson Five.
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Holly & Michael
[both laugh hysterically at portable DVD player on dashboard while Darryl drives, looking miserable]
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24423
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Darryl
[makes sudden sharp turn to the left, causing DVD player to fall out open window, then grins to camera]
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Michael
You're the one.
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Holly
No, you.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24426
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Michael
You are.
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Holly
You are.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24428
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Michael
No, you are.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24429
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Holly
You are more.
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Darryl
[rubs face in exasperation]
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Michael
You're the best.
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Holly
You're better.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24433
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Michael
You're better. You're better than my best.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24434
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Holly
You're better than betterest.
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Holly
[plants kisses all over Michael's face]
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Michael
Here we go.
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Holly
Hold your breath!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24438
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Michael
Okay, Ready?
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Darryl
Go.
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Michael & Holly
[both inhale deeply and lock lips while holding their breath]
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Darryl
At least it's quiet.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24442
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Michael
Watch this. Darryl, watch this.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24443
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Holly
Look, Darryl, lip up.
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Michael & Holly
[kiss each other while puffing their cheeks and mumbling]
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Holly
Down, and give me 50!
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Michael & Holly
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
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Darryl
Hey, you know what would be fun? Like, sleeping.
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Michael
Yeah
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Darryl
You know.
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Holly
Oh, snuggles!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24451
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Michael
Yeah. Right, snuggle time.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24452
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Holly
Snuggles.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24453
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Darryl
There you go.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24454
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Michael
[makes squeaking sounds]
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Holly
Spooning.
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Michael
Here's what I was thinking. The following weekend, I drive up.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24457
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Holly
Mmm hmm.
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Michael
We get right in the car, we pop up to Montreal. It's like another seven hours.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24459
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Holly
Ooh!
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24460
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Michael
Speak.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24461
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Holly
We could stay in a cozy B&B with a fireplace?
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Michael
Absolutely. Oh, and you know what, Darryl? You are invited to go as well.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24463
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Darryl
Oh, thanks. Thanks. No.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24464
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Michael
Come on, it'll be fun.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24465
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Darryl
Thank you. Thank you. No.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24466
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Michael
Hey, look at that. Fun, right?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24467
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Holly
Mmm.
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Michael
Mmm mmm! Remember the 15-scooper we had last week? Wasn't that good? I was Scooperman, you were Scoopy-Doo. Remember what you said? You were laughing.
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