Every line from The Office season 5, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 30, 2008.
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Jim
Good to see you.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24170
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Pete
Nice to see you again, Pam.
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Tom
Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long!
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Jim
All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable.
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Darryl
There's nothing out here man.
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Michael
Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.
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Michael
Here we go, fourth time's a charm. 'Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... Hey. Are you crying?
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Holly
No.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24177
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Michael
Allergies?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24178
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Holly
No.
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Michael
Did Darryl touch you?
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Darryl
WHAT!?
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Holly
No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please?
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Michael
What's the matter?
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Holly
It's not gonna work.
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Michael
Sure it is.
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Holly
There's too much distance.
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Michael
Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine.
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Holly
Michael we've only been dating each other for a few weeks
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Michael
Listen to me. I like you so much.
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Holly
And I like you too.
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Michael
And I've dated four women in the last--
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Holly
I've dated four guys last year too.
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Michael
Not last - no. In like the last ten years.
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Holly
Oh.
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Michael
I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid.
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Holly
Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be.
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Michael
That's what she said.
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Michael
Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.
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Andy
Take that down.
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24199
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Dwight
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24200
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Andy
Take. That down.
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Meredith
You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.
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Andy
I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.
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Creed
It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military.
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Andy
It's pronounced 'Corn-ell!' It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!
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Dwight
Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work.
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Andy
Fine.
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Dwight
What do you say?
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Andy
Yeah, good. Can we--- Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!!
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Holly
If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best?
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Michael
Yeah.
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Holly
And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.
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Michael
Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.
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Holly
Oh.
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Michael
I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.
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Holly
Well-
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Michael
Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?
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Holly
How long could we keep that up?
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Michael
Years!
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Holly
Years?
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Michael
Yeah.
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Holly
Years? Of just a few hours every weekend?
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Michael
Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.
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Holly
Thank you.
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Michael
My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.
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Darryl
Clever, Mike.
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Tom
So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school?
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Pete
Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?
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Jim
That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually.
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Tom
Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.
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Jim
Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal?
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Pete
Hey, just having fun Jimmy.
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Tom
Yeah. Right Pam?
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Pam
Yup!
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Michael
You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?
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Holly
I do, I think so.
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Michael
Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this.
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Darryl
Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.
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Michael
I don't know what I'm gonna do!
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Darryl
Please call me back.
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Michael
Please?
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Holly
You'll be okay
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Michael
I'm not gonna be okay.
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Darryl
Please...
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Holly
You will.
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Michael
No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!
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Andy
You might be interested-
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Stanley
What?
Season 5 · Episode 5 · Line 24248
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Andy
Dwight!
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Dwight
Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Mi-Go's?
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Andy
Hm. Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant. Because I called admissions and it looks like I, will be conducting your university interview.
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Dwight
That's a conflict of interest.
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Andy
Yeah. Big one. So, should I not let you in now, or do you want to do the interview, and then I won't let you in?
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Dwight
Interview.
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Andy
Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.
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Dwight
What?
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Andy
The conference room!
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Dwight
Okay.
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Andy
Who are your role models?
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Andy
If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.
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Andy
So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great.
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Jim
Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her.
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Pam
Cute.
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Jim
That must be really fun for you and Marci huh?
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Tom
Yup. She only knows how to play 'When the Saints go Marching In.'
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Jim
Love that one.
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Pete
Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right?
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Jim
Here you go again! What is your deal today?
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Pete
Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?
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