Every line from The Office season 4, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 18, 2007.
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Jan
Yeah, what?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Line 19144
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Oscar
Michael left.
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Jan
Okay, where did he go?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Line 19146
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Oscar
I don't know.
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Jan
Well, is he coming right back?
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Oscar
I don't think so.
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Jan
I'll be right there.
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Michael
What am I doing? I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
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Angela
You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.
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Pam
Dwight.
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Dwight
Uhh-mmm
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Jim
Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
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Dwight
No you didn't.
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Jim
Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.
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Dwight
Mmm-uh-mm
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Jim
Yeah, I mean she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
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Dwight
[sobbing, reaches out to Jim after he walked away]
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Pam
Hey, I was thinking about dinner---
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Jim
Ah, dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place, where the drive-in used to be.
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Pam
Okay.
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Line 19164
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Pam
Yeah.
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Jim
Okay.
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Pam
Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.
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Jim
Yep, I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.
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Oscar
Jan, he went running that way.
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Jan
Alright.
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Michael
Runaway train, never come back. Runaway and I'm never coming back.
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
Hey Jan.
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Jan
What's going on?
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Michael
Not much, what's up with you?
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Jan
Well, why are you sitting on a train? Where are you going?
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Michael
I'm out of answers Jan.
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Jan
What does that mean?
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Michael
I told you, no more answers. This is who I am now. A guy on a train with no answers. I hope that can be enough for you.
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Jan
Michael, come on. Running away from your problems won't solve anything. You know that.
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Michael
I don't know that.
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Jan
Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease. Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.
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Michael
I'll stay off the grid.
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Jan
Uh, Michael, come on, come on, you can deal with this. It's not that bad.
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Michael
Yeah it is, it is. I really messed up.
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Jan
Well, when my life fell apart and they, and they screwed me in New York, and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. I mean, my whole family still won't even talk to me, on the advice of counsel, and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.
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Michael
That's really nice of you to say.
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Jan
Michael, no, what I want to say is you were there for me. By my side. Without even a thought. That's just who you are. I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I'm going through, you just, you are there for me. And that is a guy worth staying beside. So, where's this train taking us?
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Michael
I think the engineer left.
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Dwight
Hello, this is Dwight Schrute calling from Dunder-Mifflin, and according to our records you appear to be low on office supplies. Okay, sure, yeah I can take care of that right now.
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Michael
Don't sell your implants please.
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Jan
I'm keeping them. I know you like them. They're kind of uncomfortable though.
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Michael
That's nice though.
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Jan
It's kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.
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Michael
It looks cute though.
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Michael
I used to get offers in the mail for credit cards all the time. They would say things like 'don't pay for six months' or 'you can transfer your account from another card'...
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Dwight
No, I don't know.
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Michael
Do you think I'll get any new ones? I could...
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Dwight
What?
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Michael
What do you mean, 'what'?
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Dwight
What...
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Michael
Were you listening to what I was saying?
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Dwight
I was aware that you were speaking.
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Michael
What is the matter with you?
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Dwight
What is the matter with... me?
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Michael
Yeah.
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Dwight
I'm... discombobulated.
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Michael
Yeah.
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Dwight
I need help.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Line 19209
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Michael
All right, well, go find some. Get outa here, please.
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Oscar
Okay, you need to focus, Michael. You need to stop spending money.
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Michael
Yeah. What?
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Oscar
I hate to ask you this, but are there any retirement funds you can borrow from?
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Michael
Um, my CDs.
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Oscar
You have CDs?
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Michael
I do.
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Oscar
Okay, good, okay. What bank?
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Michael
My CDs are in a portfolio, a rather large portfolio, um, called Case Logic
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Oscar
Case Logic.
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Michael
And, um the Case Logic portfolio is currently in the back seat of my car. There is another smaller Case Logic portfolio clipped to my visor What?
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Oscar
I'm asking about Certificates of Deposit.
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Michael
I've been putting money into CDs for years. I bought music that I didn't even like. No.
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Jan
I just think that...
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Michael
I can't.
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Jan
Why?
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Michael
I can't go back to that.
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Jan
I think you can. I... what?
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Michael
I don't know if I can do that. I can't see myself spending the next six years digging myself out of that kind of hole.
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Jan
All right, well then maybe there's another way, you know? I mean, we could just... we'll think of something else.
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Michael
We will? I can't. I don't have an idea in my head.
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Jan
Well... well, we will.
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Michael
I have...
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Jan
We just will.
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Michael
Okay. What? Um...
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Jan
I have some ideas.
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Michael
Tell me.
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Jan
I am not going to tell you yet.
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Michael
Well, please? I won't tell anybody.
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Jan
Oh, yes, you will.
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Michael
Yeah, I will.
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Andy
Gentlemen, a word. Look, you guys are my closest friends in this office.
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Jim
Right back at ya.
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Andy
And as such, I come to you...
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