Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 18, 2007.
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Michael
Hey, congrats on the bonus.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18944
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Vikram
Thank you Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18945
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Michael
I'm gonna have it one of these nights.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18946
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Vikram
Well if you concentrate and make your calls faster, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18947
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Michael
Good night.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18948
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Vikram
Good night.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18949
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Pam
Michael. Morning. Hey Dwight, how are you?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18950
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Dwight
Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18951
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Jim
You okay?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18952
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Dwight
I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18953
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Ryan
Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doin'?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18954
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Ryan
Okay, Michael, why dont you start us off?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18955
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Michael
Um... that wasn't much of an introduction.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18956
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Ryan
Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18957
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Michael
Ahh, still lame. Okay. All right. Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. Okay, um, today we're gonna be talking... about...PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint!
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18958
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Michael
Yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation he had given me. But you know what else would have been nice? Winning the lottery.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18959
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Michael
And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar, that's what she said. What we have to do here is go to Run, and then you look up to PowerPoint. And we are in. We are going to register. You hit register--- Updates are ready. I should update. Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18960
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Ryan
Is this the first time you ever opened PowerPoint?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18961
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Michael
Why?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18962
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Ryan
You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18963
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Michael
No, I had a really rough night, and my boss can back you up on that.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18964
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Ryan
I'm your boss.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18965
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Michael
My other boss, Mr. Figaro.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18966
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Ryan
You have another job?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18967
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Michael
What I do between 5:30 pm and 1 am is no one's business but mine and my other business'.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18968
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Jim
Are you a cocktail waitress?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18969
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Ryan
You can not have another job if it affects your work here.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18970
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Michael
It won't.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18971
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Ryan
It did, all ready.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18972
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Michael
Okay, honestly, it was unlikely I was gonna figure this out anyways.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18973
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Kelly
You're so funny.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18974
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Ryan
Why is Darryl here? He works in the warehouse.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18975
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Kelly
I invited him.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18976
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Ryan
It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs, this isn't information you need.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18977
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Darryl
There's information here? Yeah, you're right, I don't need this.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18978
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Kelly
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18979
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Darryl
Hey, get off.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18980
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Kelly
Umm, see you later tonight.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18981
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Darryl
I have plans later.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18982
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Kelly
Okay, bye honey.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18983
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Ryan
How long until you actually get this presentation ready?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18984
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Michael
Why don't you do the presentation, because you know how to do it?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18985
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Ryan
You know what I really want? Honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so you can communicate to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18986
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Michael
Huh, okay.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18987
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Ryan
What?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18988
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Michael
It's whoever, not whomever.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18989
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Ryan
No, it's whomever.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18990
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Michael
No, whomever is never actually right.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18991
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Jim
No, sometimes its right.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18992
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Creed
Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18993
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Andy
No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18994
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Oscar
Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18995
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Michael
Not a native speaker.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18996
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Kevin
I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say, because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18997
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Ryan
Do you really know which one is correct?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18998
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Kevin
I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18999
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Pam
It's 'whom' when it's the object of a sentence, and 'who' when it's the subject.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19000
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Phyllis
Yeah, that sounds right.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19001
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Michael
Well it sounds right, but is it?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19002
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Stanley
How did Ryan use it? As an object?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19003
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Ryan
As an object.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19004
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Kelly
Ryan used me an object.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19005
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Stanley
Is he right about that?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19006
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Pam
How did he use it again?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19007
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Toby
It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19008
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19009
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Toby
To whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the correct usage of the word.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19010
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Michael
No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19011
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Ryan
Wait! This doesn't matter. And I don't even care. Michael, you quit the other job, or you're fired here.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19012
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Michael
I've never done this before. I've never quit anything in my life. So, you are filming history.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19013
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Michael
Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full time jobs. One here at the Lipophedrazone diet pill company---
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19014
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Mr. Figaro
Lipophedrine
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19015
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Michael
And the other I was a Regional Manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19016
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Mr. Figaro
Never heard of it.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19017
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Michael
In this dream I did both of these jobs beautifully, and I loved it, and everybody loved me. But the truth is, I can't do this.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19018
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Mr. Figaro
Are you quitting?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19019
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Michael
I am.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19020
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Mr. Figaro
Come back anytime, don't forget to disinfect your headset.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19021
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Michael
I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me. I tried to live the dream. I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed. But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep, and try it all again the next night.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19022
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Andy
So.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19023
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Pam
What's up?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19024
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Andy
Me. All night. Dreaming about Angela's smoking hot body.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19025
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Pam
You're being gross.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19026
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Andy
Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her, I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19027
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Pam
What moves?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19028
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Andy
I have moon-walked past accounting like ten times.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19029
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Pam
I can't believe that's not working.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19030
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19031
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Pam
Um, I don't know if I really see you two together.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19032
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Andy
Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19033
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Pam
She's very religious.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19034
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Andy
Okay, well I come from a line Wasps so long it leads back to Moses.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19035
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Pam
Okay, well she takes her convictions pretty seriously, she can be kind of severe.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19036
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Andy
Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19037
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Pam
That's right, you did.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19038
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19039
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Pam
Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19040
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Michael
Hey Kevin, you're a gambler right? A rounder, you play the ponies, small horses.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19041
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Kevin
I do gamble Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19042
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Michael
Yeah, I was thinking about doing some gambling myself. You know, just a little bit of money. Maybe doubling it, and them doubling it seven more times. I don't know, kind of just for fun. I was thinking, do you have tips, or ideas about sure things. Like a boxer who is going to throw the big fight, you know, like, like he's tied into some crooked dealings, maybe his kid is sick or something. Like, who do I call about that?
Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 19043