"Money" Quotes

Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 18, 2007.

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Michael

Coat!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18744
Pam

Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18745
Michael

Steak! Where's my steeaaak?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18746
Pam

He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18747
Michael

Get me Armani.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18748
Pam

A suit?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18749
Michael

On the phone.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18750
Pam

Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18751
Michael

Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18752
Michael

I owe you an apology.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18753
Pam

You finished the movie.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18754
Michael

Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18755
Pam

No. Go ahead.

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Michael

Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18757
Pam

Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18758
Michael

So this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes. People have said I have very pretty eyes.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18759
Jan

You do.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18760
Michael

I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18761
Jan

Well, they both go with the carpet I've ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18762
Michael

We already have a sofa. So why do---

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18763
Jan

A futon's not a sofa.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18764
Michael

It... folds up. You've only seen it flat.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18765
Jan

I know what a futon is, Michael.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18766
Michael

I--- Ok. How much is this going to cost?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18767
Jan

It costs what it costs.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18768
Michael

No--- don't... that doesn't even mean anything.

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Jan

We have gone through this.

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Michael

Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.

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Michael

It's just that you say it's gonna cost what it costs---

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18772
Pam

Michael, it's Ryan for you.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18773
Jan

Conniving little runt. Put him through.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18774
Michael

Put him through. Yes. Ryan, my man!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18775
Ryan

I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18776
Michael

Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18777
Ryan

I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18778
Michael

Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18779
Ryan

Hold on, I'll get them on the phone.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18780
Michael

Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18781
Jim

Sure, I can hold.

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Dwight

Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. Please hold. Schrute Farms, guten tag. How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh no, I'm sorry, no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Aufedersein!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18783
Jim

Hey Dwight.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18784
Dwight

None of your business, Jim.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18785
Jim

Do you run the bed and breakfest?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18786
Dwight

It is not a B and B.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18787
Dwight

Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfest. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them brekafest.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18788
Jim

Does the Department of Health know about this?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18789
Dwight

I'm not telling you anything. Permits are pending. Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18790
Pam

Hello, I'm looking for a room.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18791
Dwight

Okay, this is a mis-use of company phones.

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Pam

It says here you cater to the eldery.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18793
Dwight

Where did you read that?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18794
Pam

Trip Advsior.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18795
Dwight

Trip Advisor is the life blood of the Agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you might as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18796
Dwight

How many in your party?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18797
Pam

Two?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18798
Dwight

We offer tours of the fields, and of the barn. Uh, perhaps you'll be interested in, um, Mose's table making demonstration?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18799
Jan

So, um, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18800
Michael

Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18801
Jan

Why? Improv? Why don't you just pretend you have a car? Good practice, incase you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18802
Michael

Use to have two cars, traded 'em in, now we're down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18803
Dwight

One cardigan, one sleeping cardigan and one sleep apnea mask.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18804
Angela

What about my cherub figurine?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18805
Dwight

You took that with you.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18806
Angela

No I left it on my night table--- your night table, by the lamp.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18807
Dwight

You are incorrect. I was recently scrubbing my room of memories, and I didn't see it there.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18808
Angela

Fine.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18809
Dwight

My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18810
Kevin

The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it's so important that you all come and applaud only for my band. Scrantonicity 2. NOT Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. Michael, can I count on you?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18811
Michael

You can not, I have a thing tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18812
Kevin

Dammit.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18813
Jim

Uh, Michael.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18814
Michael

What?

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Jim

That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18816
Michael

Oh no, I have a thing tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18817
Jim

Darn it!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18818
Pam

Shoot!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18819
Michael

How about this weekend?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18820
Jim

No, can't.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18821
Pam

We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18822
Michael

Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18823
Jim

Where are you going out tonight?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18824
Michael

You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18825
Jim

I wouldn't understand or a secret?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18826
Pam

You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18827
Michael

I'm sorry Mr. O'Brian, I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. I just have a very exciting offer. My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. Well, what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in 5 minutes? How does that sound? Amazing right? Well, it won't be that fast, but it will--[notices camera]-- it will be that easy.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18828
Jim

I can't believe this place is real. I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but wow.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18829
Pam

The Beets Motel.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18830
Jim

The Beets Motel? That is, wow.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18831
Pam

Thank you. Eh. The Embassy Beets. Radishon!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18832
Jim

How are you doing this?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18833
Pam

I don't know!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18834
Pam

Oh my gosh.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18835
Michael

I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.

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Nick

What's going on here?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18837
Michael

Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18838
Nick

We're a legit operation with a license from the city I can show you. We pay minimum wage against commision---

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18839
Michael

No, they're with me, so... this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18840
Dwight

We have three rooms, each with a different theme.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18841
Pam

What are the themes?

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18842
Dwight

American, Irrigation, and Night-Time.

Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18843