"The Coup" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 5, 2006.

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Kevin

Michael, you might lose your condo.

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Michael

I... won't. I won't.

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Pam

I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.

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Phyllis

Maybe I'll quit.

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Angela

It's really happening!

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Dwight

Yes.

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Angela

We can make a difference here.

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Dwight

I

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Angela

You alone? Because I thought together we could---

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Dwight

Oh please, don't be naive. But you can be in charge of the women.

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Karen

Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.

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Jim

I'm sorry what are you whispering about?

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Karen

I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.

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Jim

I'm trying---

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Karen

Just tap S then D.

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Jim

Oh.

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Karen

Any... last words? No?

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Jim

What?

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Jim

Wow. Psychopath.

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Pam

What?

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Creed

I'm just looking.

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Pam

Please go back to your desk.

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Creed

In a minute.

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Pam

Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.

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Michael

Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.

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Dwight

No thank you.

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Michael

It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.

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Dwight

No thanks.

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Michael

What?

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Dwight

Not my style.

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Michael

But you said you liked it. You've always admired it.

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Dwight

Well that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.

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Michael

Take it back.

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Dwight

No.

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Michael

That's my car.

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Dwight

What did you---

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Michael

THAT'S MY CAR.

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Dwight

Yes.

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Michael

I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.

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Dwight

You know what?

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Michael

Jan called me about your little meeting!

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Dwight

No!

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Michael

I know, what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.

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Dwight

I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.

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Michael

Oh do you? Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you, Dwight?

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Dwight

Don't fire me. Please.

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Michael

Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!

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Dwight

I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!

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Michael

Not. Good. Enough!

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Dwight

I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!

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Michael

I have a laundry machine!

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Dwight

I'm sorry! I'll do anything, I swear.

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Michael

I don't know if I can trust you anymore.

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Dwight

You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael. What can I do? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?

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Michael

You can get up. Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch.

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Michael

Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.

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Jim

[leaving his desk for the day, pretends pull the pen out of a pretend grenade, and tosses it to Karen]

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Karen

[throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]

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Michael

Yep. Yeah, we hugged it out. But, it turns out, I was still a little angry. So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.

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Michael

Okay.

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Dwight

Hey. Is everything okay?

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Michael

It is not your business, Dwight.

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Dwight

If the branch is in trouble, there are things you can do.

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Michael

What do you know about management, Dwight?

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Dwight

I know that we need to cut costs. We could fire Meredith. That's a big cost.

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Michael

I'm not firing anyone.

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Dwight

Creed might be living here, we could charge him rent.

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Michael

... What?

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Creed

Four nights a week, I sleep under my desk, and then three nights I stay at my place in Toronto. They don't know about this job up there. It's a welfare state. Beautiful countries, both of 'em.

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Michael

Okay. Here we go. Everybody, you know what? It dawned on me we were all in there watching a movie together before we were so rudely interrupted, Let's get back in there. Come on. Movie Monday! Come on, Stanley let's go.

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Stanley

I'm on the phone.

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Michael

Ryan?

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Ryan

I'm pretty sure Jan said that we're not supposed to.

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Michael

Okay, well, we had scheduled this time to watch a movie together, so I guess I will just go play some online Scrabble.

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Dwight

[looks to Angela]

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Angela

[shakes her head disapprovingly]

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Dwight

The Schrutes are a very loyal breed. But I also have Mannheim blood from my German grandmother. And the Mannheims knew when to cut and run. No sense going down with a losing regime. But the Schrute blood... It's amazing that when these two bloods mix, the whole thing didn't explode.

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Michael

So, she sleeps with him, but she is still in love with the head surgeon, um, the McDreamy guy, and she starts crying, but the dorky doctor, he's in love with her...

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Pam

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. ... Uh, sure, I'll get him for you. It's Jan for you.

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Michael

Really?

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Pam

Yeah.

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Pam

I may have a few weeks ago faked a call from Jan in order to get out of a synopsis of, I think it was, Navy: NCIS. Since then, Michael's been suspicious.

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Kevin

Nnnnice. Wow!

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Jim

Oh? Someone's left out in the open, taking a little siesta. Not smart. Yes! Finally killed you...

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Jan

Hey, Jim?

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Jim

Hey, Jan.

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Jan

How's work going?

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Jim

Pretty good.

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Jan

Oh, you know what, I gotta see Josh right now, but remind me to tell you what Dwight said to me earlier, okay? You'll get a big kick out of it.

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Jim

[baffled expression]

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Jim

Things are a little bit... different here in Stamford. It's not bad.

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