Every line from The Office season 3, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 5, 2006.
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Michael
Ahhhhhhhhh. I'm hungry.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 9997
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Michael
Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!
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Michael
Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Dwight
Take a seat down there. Second from the end.
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Michael
Alright, everybody here? Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10001
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Pam
Popcorn anyone?
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Michael
Yes pleeeeease! Thank yooouuu!
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Pam
Anyone else? Nooo.
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Pam
Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.
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Michael
Entourage!
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10006
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Michael
Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10007
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10008
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Dwight
Why him?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10009
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Michael
Don't whine. Get the window.
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Michael
Previously on Varsity Blues...
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Kevin
Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...
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Jan
Hello?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10013
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Dwight
Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.
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Angela
I don't approve. I don't.
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Jan
Hello?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10016
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Michael
Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!
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Jan
How would a movie increase productivity Michael? How on earth would it do that?
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Michael
People work faster after...
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Jan
Magically?
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Michael
No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.
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Jan
No.
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Angela
Kitchen.
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Angela
Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.
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Dwight
That's not going to happen.
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Angela
You know she has it out for him now.
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Dwight
That's not his fault! He had to follow his heart!
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Dwight
Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.
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Angela
Dwight, you should be running this office.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10029
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Dwight
Michael would never let me...
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Angela
It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.
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Dwight
I could never do that!
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Angela
Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!
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Angela
I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
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Jim
At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.
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Pam
Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here.
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Pam
Kelly really likes to online shop. Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes. I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.
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Pam
Ok.
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Kelly
I love it!
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Pam
Really? I don't know.
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Kelly
You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.
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Pam
Not at work, I'll try it on---
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Kelly
Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
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Pam
...noooo
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Kelly
Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
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Andy
Why did you do that?!
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Jim
I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.
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Andy
We're on the German team. Shoot the Brittish.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10048
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Jim
Wait, are we playing teams?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10049
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Karen
Yeah.
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Dwight
WAH! GAH!
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10051
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Jan
Hello?
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Dwight
Is this Jan?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10053
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Jan
Who is this?
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Dwight
This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
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Jan
You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
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Dwight
It's about Michael.
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Jan
What about him?
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Dwight
I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
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Jan
It's not about a surprise party is it?
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Dwight
No, but we should discuss that another time.
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Jan
Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
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Dwight
Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
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Jan
How do you know I like that store?
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Dwight
Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
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Jan
How do you know that?
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Dwight
Part of my job.
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Jan
No it's not. It's officially not.
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Dwight
...noted.
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Dwight
I'm going... to the dentist.
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Michael
Ok.
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Dwight
I have to have an emergency crown put in.
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Michael
Ouchy.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10073
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Dwight
Yes. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone... three hours.
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Michael
Three hours, wow. Have fun.
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Dwight
Did you get anything good?
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Jan
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10077
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Dwight
New blouse? Halter top? Camisole? Teddy?
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Dwight
I can save the branch.
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10079
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Jan
Really?
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Dwight
If you let me run it.
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Jan
Ok.
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Dwight
'Ok' I can run it?
Season 3 · Episode 3 · Line 10083
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Jan
What would you do differently?
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Dwight
Mostly get rid of waste. Which is half the people there. And clean house. Right here. It's all for me. Thank you.
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Jan
Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
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Dwight
The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all, on the table. I want... the branch. And I await your decision.
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Dwight
Oh, by the way. There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
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Jan
Where is it?
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
Hi.
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Jan
I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.
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Michael
Oh. That's nice.
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Jan
No, it wasn't. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.
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Michael
...what?
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Jan
Mm-hmm.
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