Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 27, 2005.
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Kevin
How do you know?
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2697
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Angela
She wouldn't do that. She's a Senator.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2698
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Michael
Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2699
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Pam
We're not dating.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2700
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Michael
No, but I'm saying hypothetically if we were dating...
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2701
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Pam
We're not dating, I'm engaged.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2702
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Michael
Well, Roy is dead, and I ask you out.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2703
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Pam
I would say no.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2704
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Michael
You say yes, and we go out.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2705
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Pam
I would drown myself.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2706
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Michael
And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2707
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Michael
Toby actually gets alimony from his ex-wife because she makes more, so that's kind of embarrassing. Not that I'd mind, but it would never happen to me because I would make the marriage work. People seem to like him because they think he's one of us, but he's not. He's this weird loner who just tells people, 'Don't do this, don't do that. Hire this person for this reason.' I would complain about him, but who would I go to, to complain about Toby? Toby. Bias. And what does he do about that? Nothing. Because he's Toby. What kind of name is that? It's almost a girl's name. I think I've known more girls named Toby than guys. He just kind of makes my skin crawl a little bit. Toby is the devil. Toby's the devil.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2708
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Pam
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2709
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Jim
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2710
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Pam
I know we're having that harassment thing this afternoon.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2711
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2712
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Pam
Sometimes when we IM, I send you that little winking face with the lipstick.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2713
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2714
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Pam
Yeah. I realize that might be harassment.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2715
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Jim
Yes, it is harassment and I'm going to be suing the winking face. I've hired the angry face as my lawyer and you will be hearing from him pretty soon.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2716
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Pam
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2717
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Jim
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2718